"I don't have a square to spare!" - until now.

For Seinfeld fans who know that true love means you'd spare a square. This Valentine's Day card references one of the most iconic (and hilarious) Seinfeld episodes ever.

CARD DETAILS:

  • Size: 5x7 inches (bigger than your standard greeting card!)
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Comes with kraft envelope
  • Features illustrated bathroom stall scene
  • Printed on high-quality cardstock
  • Professional printing from our family-run print shop

PERFECT FOR:

  • Seinfeld superfans
  • People with a great sense of humor
  • Your partner who gets your weird references
  • Anyone who appreciates '90s sitcoms
  • Couples who laugh together

SHIPPING INFO: 📬 We ship via USPS First Class Letter Mail 📦 Your card ships in a protective second envelope 🚚 Orders of 4+ cards ship FREE via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking

Orders of 3 or fewer cards do NOT include USPS tracking. You'll receive an email with a tracking number, but it's not a USPS tracking number - it's not reliable and rarely accurate. If you need actual tracking, please upgrade to Ground Advantage at checkout.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: If they laugh at this card, they're a keeper. It's the ultimate test of compatibility - do they know their Seinfeld references?

ABOUT PYRAMID PRINTING: We're a three-generation family print shop in Sand Springs, Oklahoma. We believe in quality printing, quirky designs, and keeping things real. Big or Small, We Print It All!

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